i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
HAHA omg i just had the realization that i’ll never experience a ‘high school relationship’ and i was like wow thank god
palopoli: sex is a ~sensation~ caused by a tEmPtAtIoN when a guy sticks his l-o-c-a-t-i-o-n in a girls **destination** to increase the population for the next generati0n…u get my —explanation— or need a demonstration?!?!
(Source: prisoner0)
Still one of my favorite poems. Still want this kind of love. ._.
(Source: amidnightmarauder, via angiee-paula-vee-em)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
a white girl walks into a bar and asks for a frappuccino
what’s wrong with this? I always do this. Not at bars but at mccafe or starbucks.
I don’t get the joke. Someone tell me? :3
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
